Saturday, March 5, 2011

An Open Letter To Mssrs. Beck, O'Reilly, Limbaugh, and Hannity

Whether an Oklahoma farmer or a New York gentrifier y’all know what I’m talking about. Sign this shit with me…


Culture War?

You cannot call something a war if only one side is fighting. Mores the pity; you’re still losing.

We’re the counter-counter-counter culture. The youth aren’t rebelling anymore. We’re over it.

Don’t worry; white people are en vogue again. It’s a simple formula of W.P. + expensive ethnic restaurants x designer clothes that look trashy, which = no social responsibility. You can only hate us, really, when we write atrocious books about culture wars.

Here’s some honest advice from the common, industrious folks of Real America:

Shut The Fuck Up.

Leave wars to the poets, we’re already in the trenches.


Yes, on occasion, we may not flight clean,

but we ALWAYS clean up after ourselves.


Sincerely,

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